General Questions

Is shipping free? Like really free?

Absolutely. No matter the size of your order, shipping is on us.

When can I expect to receive my socks?

Most orders typically take five (5) business days to ship; however, depending on where in the U.S. you're located (we're looking at you, Alaskans), you may have a few days more wait. If your order has not arrived after seven (7) business days, please contact us immediately. The USPS monster may have eaten your package.

What's that? You want the meatloaf now?

Not a problem, Chazz. All orders can be expedited for an additional $10. This option can be selected at checkout. Expedited packages typically arrive in two (2) business days.

Let's talk returns.

Here's the thing. We sell socks. And once you put your foot in a sock, it's pretty much ruined for everyone else. So if you're thinking about a return or exchange, please note that we don't accept items back that have been worn. If your socks are unworn and you'd like a refund, please send them back to us within ninety (90) days and we will issue a full refund upon their arrival.

What about return shipping?

If you are sending back or exchanging unworn items, we will gladly pay for the return shipping. To acquire your FREE shipping label, please call, text or email us and one of our awesome support reps will assist you immediately!

Do you offer international shipping?

Not at the moment but we're working on it!

Will your socks fit me?

As long as you aren't Shaquille O'Neal or Danny DeVito, yes, they will. Our socks comfortably fit men with 7-13 shoe sizes.

How comfortable are your socks?

Think of how it would feel to watch an Indiana Jones marathon while lying in a basket of pillows with your better half. There's your answer.

I want to place a very large, custom order (100+ pairs). How can I do this?

Just give us a call and we'll help you out!

Bigger Questions

What is the nature of existence?

Don't worry about it.

But I am a conscious being, shouldn't I care?

Not really. Check out our socks.



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