"Sure they're comfortable, but they look weird on your feet. I also don't think much of the way they pattern their socks. We get it, you're clever! But what about something I can actually wear out? Nice Laundry is also much cheaper."
"The best socks in the world. They are comfortable beyond anything. Made in America. They have a blue duck on them. I've never seen a blue duck before, so it's great that they drew one."
"Thank you, vintage Adam Sandler. Thank you, Strolling Wild :)"