"A buddy of mine tried to buy these socks after I did but they've been "OUT OF STOCK" for a while now. Just take them off!"
"These are the most comfortable, well-fitting socks I've ever worn. Why 4 stars? DON'T MACHINE WASH THEM! For some reason the label that was on these socks said to machine wash...not a good idea for cashmere! "
"Game over. Shots fired. SW for the win. End of review. See ya later, Stance."